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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 01:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nintendo Switch 2 passes JerryRigEverything durability test with one major flaw - Dexerto

Still no good

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

According to Amy Schumer, John Cena was actually inside of her during the TrainWreck love scene. I thought that was illegal in Hollywood?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

Can we trust the Bible when Constantine and the First Council of Nicaea took out many books of the Bible and altered existing translation by removing things?

Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry take kids to Disneyland and the family photos are magical - HOLA

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

New Duck Kreider Discusses the Trade to Anaheim - NHL.com

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

Everyone loved it.

Acting NASA Administrator Janet Petro June 6, 2025 - NASA Watch

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why are most people broke?

No go.

So they tried

share office space ...

Are you happy that soon we will never hear from Kamala Jones again?

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

Oracle Stock Surges for Second Straight Day After Strong Results, Rosy Outlook - Investopedia

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons